I always feel strangled by a necktie... Not once has one ever been like "ya know, I really enjoy this thing"... why the hell do people torture themselves and wear them at all? I'd call anything that routinely chokes you against your will torture, so I think it counts...

Also, people never wear them for anything fun... like, you don't just pop a tie on and go "woo! bout to have a blast!"... it's always for work, or formal affairs (that'd you'd rather NOT be formal about), or even funerals!

We should bring back ties that do something fun at least... if it's gonna choke you partially to death, it should do something cool, like spin or dance... or make-pretend it's a snake in a snake-charmer act...
"awww, I'm nearly strangled, but watch my tie levitate!"

Sweet Goodnight – 0153

Posted October 7, 2019 by by Bryan

Not a traditional choke hold… maybe a traditional ‘Choked-up’ hold though!

ok ok, forgive me, I’m a father so dad-jokes come super naturally… supernaturally.

So… I did the Halloween comic this year already. Like, I did it last month. lol I hope you like it.

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